The Boy Who Couldn't Keep His Clothes On

All times are approximate. Statements of where certain mixes can be found are not meant to suggest that those are the only places were they are located—merely some of the most readily available places.

• Mixer: Pet Shop Boys and Danny Tenaglia
  • Original version (5:44)
• International Club Mix (6:09)
  • Available on the Further Listening bonus disc with the Bilingual reissue and on Bilingual "Special Edition" bonus disc
• Radio Edit (3:32)
• Main Vocal Mix (5:45)
• Mixer: Danny Tenaglia
  • Banji Girlfriend Beats (4:44)
  • Onstage at Twilo (10:26)
  • The Far Away Dub (8:50)

"Official" but "unreleased":

• Mixer: Danny Tenaglia
  • The Far Away 12" Mix
  • Tenaglia's 12" Club Mix
  • Tenaglia's Classic Club Mix
  • Tenaglia's Extended Mix
  • Banji Beats Mix