How Can You Expect to Be Taken Seriously?
Writers - Tennant/Lowe
First released - 1990
Original album - Behaviour
Producer - Harold Faltermeyer, Pet Shop Boys
Subsequent albums - (none)
Other releases - single (UK #4,* US #93, US Dance Sales #10, US Dance #19)
*In the U.K. this was one side of a double-sided single with "Where the Strees Have No Name (I Can't Take My Eyes Off You)"; as such, both tracks deserve credit for the single's #4 placement.
A somewhat snide comic putdown of the pretensions and hypocrisies of one or more unnamed rock stars. Allegations and speculations have cited Bono, Bruce Springsteen, Sting, and George Michael, among others (one of my online correspondents has intriguingly suggested Phil Collins, who released his …But Seriously album about a year before Behaviour came out), but Neil has specifically stated that it's no one artist in particular.
It was the second single from the album in the U.S. but the third in the U.K., where it was a "double A-side" with the non-album track "Where the Streets Have No Name (I Can't Take My Eyes Off You)." The instrumental track of the album version of "Seriously" borrows heavily from the jagged "new jack swing" hip-hop style of then-popular Bobby Brown, especially his 1989 hit "Every Little Step." But the single and video versions of the PSB song were dramatically remixed by Brothers in Rhythm into a lusher, more fluid soundscape. The video depicted the Boys, especially Neil, acting out their roles as preachy, pretentious rockers.
By the way, the titular question is almost certainly rhetorical. Pop stars actually can expect to be taken seriously when they take public stands on ecology, politics, social issues, and so on simply because so many people—primarily their fans—do take them seriously. The Pet Shop Boys only point out how questionable this all is. More than one of their fans, however, have noted the irony that, in more recent years, the Boys have themselves occasionally taken certain public stands of the sort that they seem to be calling into question in this song.
Annotations
- "Do you think they'll put you in the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame?" – The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is an institution that recognizes key figures (especially artists) in the history rock and roll music. It was founded in 1983, although its museum in Cleveland, Ohio, did not open until 1995. It has generated more than its share of controversy and criticism through the years primarily on account of its nomination process, which is dominated not by musicians themselves but rather by music critics whose personal tastes largely dictate "who's in" and "who's out." Not so incidentally, the Pet Shop Boys themselves have expressed their disdain for the institution on more than one occasion.
- On a few occasions the title of this song has been "officially" cited simply as the single word "Seriously." For instance, the 1991 promo release EMI Narm Sampler, which included the Behaviour album version of the song, listed the title as such. Could this be an instance of the record label taking the PSB penchant for giving their albums single-word titles a little too—seriously? A variation that appeared on some French promos involved the use of parentheses: "(How Can You Expect to Be Taken) Seriously?" Regardless, these alternates are clearly anomalies. The correct title is indisputably "How Can You Expect to Be Taken Seriously?"—or, if you prefer the idiosyncratic PSB capitalization standard, "How can you expect to be taken seriously?"
Mixes
Officially released
- Mixer: Julian Mendelsohn
- Album version (3:56)
- Mixer: Brothers in Rhythm
- 7" Perfect Attitude Mix (4:10)
- Perfect Mood Mix (5:09)
- Classical Reprise (3:06)
- Extended Mix (6:04)
- Video Mix (4:10)
- Mixer: David Morales
- New 7" Mix (4:10)
- Def Mix (4:01)
- Eclipse Mix (3:38)
- Mo Mo Mix (6:51)
- Ragga Zone Mix (6:26)
Official but unreleased
- Mixer: David Morales
- Justified Mix (4:15)
List cross-references
- Other songs in which Chris's voice can be heard
- My 10 favorite PSB remixes (not counting hit single and original album versions)
- My 25 favorite PSB songs, period
- Studio tracks on which Neil plays guitar
- The key signatures of selected PSB songs
- My 6 favorite live performances of PSB songs
- Real places mentioned by name in PSB songs
- The Pet Shop Boys' 10 greatest protest songs
- PSB songs for which the Boys have acknowledged the influence of specific tracks by other artists
- PSB songs that have been used in films and "non-musical" TV shows
- My 5 favorite PSB videos
- Burning questions posed by the titles of PSB songs
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