West End Girls
Writers - Tennant/Lowe
First released - 1984
Original album - Please
Subsequent albums - Disco, Discography, PopArt, Concrete, Pandemonium, Ultimate
Other releases - 1984 single (UK #121); 1985 single (UK #1, US #1, US Dance #1)
The Pet Shop Boys' first (and biggest) true hit single is famous for its unforgettable bass-synthesizer hook, its ambisexual lyrics (not only the "East End boys and West End girls" reference but possibly also the ambigious line "Which would you choose, a hard or soft option?"), and its "Brit-rap" innovation. The lyrics are at times cryptic and full of relatively obscure references that betray a variety of far-flung inspirations. Neil has stated that he wrote the lyrics as a stream of consciousness with different narrative voices, influenced in this respect by T.S. Eliot's great poem The Waste Land. He has also cited the influence of the early (1982) rap hit "The Message" by Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five. Not only is there a stylistic influence"The Message" seminally influenced all rap and "rappish" tracks that followedbut a lyrical one as well, with both tracks graphically depicting urban decay, particularly in their respective first verses. And the ominously suicidal opening lines
Sometimes you're better off dead
There's a gun in your hand and it's pointing at your head
were inspired by an old James Cagney gangster film that he watched at his cousin's home one evening in the early 1980s.
Certain lines in "West End Girls" seem to reflect an aimlessness and lack of identity ("We've got no future, we've got no past") commonly felt by members of the Boys' generation in the 1980s. That decade's rampant acquisitiveness ("How much have you got?") is touched upon. Neil also plays around with opposites, such as rich and poor, upper class and lower class, London's East End and West End. Certain lines ("Have you got it? Do you get it?" among others) also seem to refer to the growth of street drug culture in Thatcherite Britain.
Meanwhile, Neil's well-known interest and background in history (his major in college), particularly that of Russia, is evident in the line "from Lake Geneva to the Finland Station," which refers to the train route taken by Lenin when he was smuggled by the Germans to Russia during the First World War, a pivotal event in the Russian Revolution. Some of the lengthier mixes include additional Russian references, such as the bizarrely comic "Who do you think you areJoe Stalin?" (Speaking of mixes, "West End Girls" has the distinction of being the PSB song with the greatest number of "official" remixes: at least twenty, maybe more.) What all of these references have to do with the song's primary scenario of social and sexual conflict in London is, however, anybody's guess. Perhaps they're simply meant to evoke images of revolution.
At any rate, "West End Girls" was first recorded with American producer "Bobby O" Orlando and, in that version, became a minor hit in some countries (most successfully in Belgium). It was subsequently re-recorded and released after the Boys moved to EMI, and this second version proved a huge international success, hitting #1 in many nations, including the U.S. and Britain.
Annotations
- The West End of London is home to the city's famed theatre district as well as many tourist attractions and popular shopping areas. It's generally the more affluent part of the city, as opposed to the generally poorer East End. The lyrical reference to "a dead-end world" possibly refers to a perceived inability of residents to transcend the socioeconomic realities into which they're born. (Note, incidentally, the clever "-end" parallelism: West End, East End, dead end.)
- The opening line, "Sometimes you're better off dead," apparently had the dual inspiration of a 1930s James Cagney gangster film and the groundbreaking 1982 rap track "The Message" by Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five. The latter in particular proved a major influence on "West End Girls" in general.
- "… to a dive bar" – The fact that "dive bar" isn't capitalized in the "official" lyrics suggests that it's meant to refer to any sort of seedy, rundown bar (a "dive") in general. But it may also have been partly inspired by a specific bar, now defunct, that was indeed named "Dive Bar," which was located on Gerrard Street in London.
- "Which do you choose, a hard or soft option?" – People have been speculating for years about the meaning of these words. One of the most common theories involves a contrast between men ("hard") and women ("soft") as possible sexual partners. According to this theory, then, it alludes to homosexuality vs. heterosexuality. Other interpretations hinge upon the fact that, at the time the Boys wrote this song, the West End—particularly its Soho district—had long been known (at least until it began to undergo revitalization in the 1980s) for its many sex shops and sex shows. This makes even stronger sense when you consider another line only shortly before: "Faces on posters, too many choices." So might the "hard or soft option" allude to a choice between hardcore and softcore pornography?
One of my site visitors, however, has astutely observed that not only this line but also several others that accompany it might very easily refer to a street drug deal:
- "If? When? Why? What?" - Questions that might accompany such a deal.
- "How much have you got?" - That is, how much of the drug(s) in question.
- "Have you got it? Do you get it?" - Again, "it" referring to the drugs.
- "If so, how often?" - In other words, "Can I get drugs from you on a regular basis?"
- "Which do you choose, a hard or soft option?" - Such as heroin (a "hard" option) vs. pot (a "soft" option).
- "How much do you need?" - A rhetorical question that a dealer might ask in response to the previous "How much have you got?"—meaning that he can provide as much of the drug the buyer wants.
This drug-deal interpretation of these lines, reflecting the "dead-end world" being described in the song, certainly makes a great deal of sense.
- "You got a heart of glass or a heart of stone?" – This contrast (fragility and/or transparency vs. hardness and/or opaqueness) is likely inspired in part by the title of Blondie's huge 1979 breakthrough hit "Heart of Glass." Of course, "heart of stone" is an age-old cliché in English that refers to any "hard-hearted," uncaring person.
- "From Lake Geneva to the Finland Station" – A famous but nonetheless very curious line that refers not only to Lenin's journey from exile in Switzerland back to Russia at the start of the Russian Revolution but also to the book To the Finland Station, a 1940 study of the history of European socialism by American literary critic and cultural historian Edmund Wilson. Lake Geneva is, of course, in Switzerland, while the "Finland Station" is a popular name for the railway station in St. Petersburg where trains arriving from Helsinki entered Russia.
- "Who do you think you are: Joe Stalin?" – The big hit single version of "West End Girls" doesn't include this line, but some other mixes do, including the original, less successful rendition. Joseph Stalin (nicknamed "Joe" or "Uncle Joe" in the West) was the brutal, autocratic dictator of the Soviet Union from the consolodation of his power in the late 1920s until his death in 1953.
Mixes
Officially released
- Mixer: Stephen Hague
- Album version (4:45)
- Available on Please
- 7" Mix (3:59)
- Available on Discography
- 10" Mix (7:02)
- Available on the promo release Pet Shop Boys Story - 25 Years of Hits
- Album version (4:45)
- Mixer: Shep Pettibone
- Disco Mix (9:03)
- Available on Disco
- Shep Pettibone Mastermix (8:12)
- Shep's Dub Mix (9:23)
- Dub Mix (aka West End Dub) (9:31)
- Disco Mix Edit (6:34)
- On the 2009 UMTV CD box set 80s Niteclub
- Disco Mix (9:03)
- Mixer: Pet Shop Boys and Frank Roszak
- Dance Mix (aka Extended Dance Version) (6:39)
- Available on the Further Listening bonus disc with the Please reissue and on Essential
- Mixer: Sasha
- Sasha Mix (7:47)
- Available on the bonus third disc ("Mix") with the "Special Edition" of PopArt
- Sasha Dub (8:24)
- Mixer: DJ Hell
- DJ Hell Mix (8:39)
- DJ Hell Mix Edit (6:58)
- Mixer: Mach 2
- West End Sunglasses (7:32)
- Combines "West End Girls" with the non-PSB track "Sunglasses at Night"
- West End Sunglasses (7:32)
- Mixer:Manfred Alois Segieth (as Tess)
- Remix '86 (5:07)
- Remix '86 Edit (3:26)
- Mixer: Bobby Orlando
- Bobby O Original UK 7" Mix (4:12)
- Bobby O Original Extended 12" Mix (7:57)
- Bobby O Remix '86 Single Version (3:28)
- Bobby O Extended Mix (5:06)
- Bobby O Edited Version (3:23)
- Acid House Mix (7:03)
- "James Brown" Mix (6:15)
- Montreal 7" Mix (4:01)
- Montreal 12" Mix (8:24)
- Montreal Dub (6:45)
- Montreal Instrumental Mix (5:33)
- Mixer: Mario Aldini
- West End Megamix (aka ZYX Megamix, aka Part 1 Megamix) (8:04)
- Combines "West End Girls" with "One More Chance" and "West End Sunglasses"
- Ultimate Mix (5:40)
- Combines "West End Girls" with "One More Chance" and "West End Sunglasses"
- West End Megamix (aka ZYX Megamix, aka Part 1 Megamix) (8:04)
- Mixer: Grum
- Grum Mix (5:32)
- Grum Dub Mix (5:31)
- The Grum mixes were released as digitial bonus tracks with the 2010 "Together" single to help celebrate the 25th anniversary of the release of "West End Girls" (the "second version") by EMI.
- Mixer: Tim Weidner
- Live Concrete rendition (4:58)
- Live rendition on the CD Single (4:58)
- This is essentially the exact same recording as the version on Concrete except that it has been modified in subtle ways, such as editing out the transition from the previous song, "Indefinite Leave to Remain."
- Mixer: unknown
- Nouvelle Version (4:21)
- Nouvelle Version Edit (3:23)
- Bobcat Version (5:18)
- 1984 German 7" Mix (3:25)
- It Couldn't Happen Here soundtrack mix (4:04)
- "2012 Summer Olympics Version" (2:14)
- Available on the various-artists compilation A Symphony of British Music: Music for the Closing Ceremony of the London 2012 Olympic Games
- Available on the various-artists compilation A Symphony of British Music: Music for the Closing Ceremony of the London 2012 Olympic Games
- Mixer: Stuart Price
- Pandemonium CD live version (5:14)
Official but unreleased
- Mixers: unknown
- Abbey Road "new version/second version" (3:58)
- "Original Extended Version" (8:00)
- Nightlife Tour studio arrangement for rehearsal (4:44)
- Mixer: Stuart Price
- Pandemonium Tour studio arrangement for rehearsal (4:51)
- Mixer: Pet Shop Boys
- November 24, 2003 XFM radio session version (3:56)
- November 24, 2003 XFM radio session version (3:56)
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