The 10 longest PSB song (or track) titles
This ranking depends on definitions. I'm counting the number of individual characters in the titles, including subtitles, punctuation marks, and spaces. But counting characters alone results in several ties. In those cases, I resort to the following tie-breakers:
- If two songs have the same number of characters, the song with the larger number of words "wins."
- If two songs have the same number of characters and words, the one that appears longer in the font (Arial) in which they display on this website and on most computers wins.
If you count the titles of individual songs only, then the two songs in the medley at #1 would have to be counted separately, and #2 thus becomes the "winner." In this case, however, I'm counting the length of the title of the track. By that criterion, #1 is the clear winner.
Incidentally, remix subtitles don't count.
- Where the Streets Have No Name (I Can't Take My Eyes Off You) - 61 characters
- I Don't Know What You Want But I Can't Give It Any More - 55 characters
- It's Just My Little Tribute to Caligula, Darling - 48 characters
- You Only Tell Me You Love Me When You're Drunk - 46 characters, 10 words
- This Must Be the Place I Waited Years to Leave - 46 characters, 10 words
- How Can You Expect to Be Taken Seriously? - 41 characters, 8 words
- I Wouldn't Normally Do This Kind of Thing - 41 characters, 8 words
- The Boy Who Couldn't Keep His Clothes On - 40 characters, 8 words
- Opportunities (Let's Make Lots of Money) - 40 characters, 6 words
- Try It (I'm in Love with a Married Man) 39 characters*
*The movement "Natural Wonders Every Child Should Know" from A Man from the Future also has 39 characters in its title, but "Try It (I'm in Love with a Married Man)" has more words and therefore beats it out for this list.
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